Paul once won an SQ contest playing nothing but Britney Spears.

is that true?

 

Paul invented car stereo.

Paul can properly tune a sub/amp combo to work in any car simply by staring at it.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Paul represents an evolutionary leap and he not only respirates, but thrives on fiberglass fumes.

 

is that true?

Nope. SPL maybe, but no SQ. For SQ each sanctioning body makes a CD that you have to use. hat way everyone is being judged with the same criteria.

 

Chuck Norris kicks A**

Paul Kicks subs

Paul has squeezed more subs in the back of a variant than Chuck Norris has kicked A**

Paul can tell you how much air will be pushed with XX sub playing XX song at xx db. All over the internet

And be right!

 

Paul Vina was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of sound. Jesus spoke often of "thump" throughout his life. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Paul omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died when their heads exploded from overwhelming bass.

 

Paul placed first in 2003's DB drag by sitting in his trunk humming "Mack The Knife."

 

Gee Paul, with all this praise, which head is getting bigger?

 

Paul has three heads

 

Dare I ask what the third one is?

 

just sounded funny

 

HU? :lol:

 

Paul Vina lost both ears in a childhood accident. They were replaced with bionic versions that are able to detect an errant soundwave from 300 miles away.

 

Man, I hope to god no one I know sees this....I'll never hear the end of it. And Lord help me if Fred sees it....

 

Paul Vina always has perfect wiring. He can even touch both posts of a battery, and SHOCK THE BATTERY.

Paul Vina can send good vibes from across the world. (http://www.passatworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209629)

Paul Vina makes you believe you are Paul Vina when you fix an audio problem on your own.

"I am Paul Vina. I am Paul Vina. I AM Paul Vina."

(This is what you get when attacking electrical problems half cocked)

That said, Paul Vina never sins.

 

I remember he fixed my angel eyes when I first got em. I sent him a PM then went outside 5 mins later and it was fixed...and he had time to tint my windows.

**BTW I live in Virginia

 

paul does have a magic touch, at a g2g all he did was touch my stereo and it made my amp and subs start to work! No bullshit, it was hella cool!

 

Paul Vina sometimes loses his B5OTM award just for fun because he's certain he's getting another one soon.

Paul Vina's installed subwoofers in everything he owns, including his wife and kids.

Some men pass kidney stones, Paul Vina passes shards of fiberglass.

One time, I asked Paul Vina a question about my "premium" Monsoon stereo system. He's still laughing to this very day.

The subs from Paul Vina's car caused the Tsunami. His tweeters destroyed the space shuttle Columbia.

Paul Vina wears dynamat underpants.

By the time you finish reading this sentence, the wheels on Paul Vina's variant have changed -- twice.

 

Paul Vina sometimes loses his B5OTM award just for fun because he's certain he's getting another one soon.

Paul Vina's installed subwoofers in everything he owns, including his wife and kids.

Some men pass kidney stones, Paul Vina passes shards of fiberglass.

One time, I asked Paul Vina a question about my "premium" Monsoon stereo system. He's still laughing to this very day.

The subs from Paul Vina's car caused the Tsunami. His tweeters destroyed the space shuttle Columbia.

Paul Vina wears dynamat underpants.

By the time you finish reading this sentence, the wheels on Paul Vina's variant have changed -- twice.

hahaha

 

Paul once spent a week on the couch for trying to install a remote turn on lead...on his wife.

 

Paul once thought he was born the same way all humans are... but he came to discover he just IS.

Paul once shocked a crowd at a get-together as he walked on water while his car audio system played, but he had a secret that he never let the onlookers know about - the sheer magnitude of the sound coming out of the subwoofers in his car disturbed the molecular bond of the water, momentarily solidified the water, thus supporting him.

 

Paul Vina sometimes loses his B5OTM award just for fun because he's certain he's getting another one soon.

Paul Vina's installed subwoofers in everything he owns, including his wife and kids.

Some men pass kidney stones, Paul Vina passes shards of fiberglass.

One time, I asked Paul Vina a question about my "premium" Monsoon stereo system. He's still laughing to this very day.

I am now.

The subs from Paul Vina's car caused the Tsunami. His tweeters destroyed the space shuttle Columbia.

Paul Vina wears dynamat underpants.

By the time you finish reading this sentence, the wheels on Paul Vina's variant have changed -- twice.

 

Holy crap these are funny. You guys are great!

 

....and on the 8th day, God created Paul and said....."let there be bass".