mistaken identity

1.8tbeout · May 18, 2004

saturday night i left a party, pretty lit, and this gorgeous girl i'd never met comes to my car and says " is that an audi A8??" so i said "yeah", oh my god thats such a nice car, now she's slurring a little and hanging in my window rubbing my arm. "wait, she said, "is it an A8 or M8?" "M8" i said, they dont make the A8 anymore", "oh, thats what i thought" HMMMMMM....... :weirdo:
so she ends up getting in my car and we exchanged numbers but she came in with a cigarette, i didnt care cuz i smoke but i told her "dont burn anything back there" then she told me " i wont burn anything, I KNOW WHAT YOU DRIVE" ................. sure you do sweetheart :lol: :lol: :lol:

SeattleReign · May 18, 2004

I see two problems with your story; sounds like you shouldn't have been driving if you were "lit"... but worst of all you let a hot babe leave your car... what are you crazy? :lol:

Scuba2001 · May 18, 2004

Something is very fishy about this story... Fishy? err, I wont go there, but we all know how that saying goes. :wink:

JeffB5variant · May 18, 2004

how come she got in the back while you were up front?!

slimebucket · May 18, 2004

If she is hot, take advantage of her! Only if she is this stupid when she is sober!!

Maybe she was a little drunk or buzzed! But hey tap that 24/7!

Your pimp card is in the mail! :thumbup:

QueOnda · May 18, 2004

HOT GIRL???? 1.8tbeout had his beer goggles on.

"Janet jackon? She looks more like Freddy Jackson!"

Ripple · May 18, 2004

triptronic · May 18, 2004

QueOnda said:
HOT GIRL???? 1.8tbeout had his beer goggles on.

"Janet jackon? She looks more like Freddy Jackson!"

:nervous:

pancreas · May 18, 2004

Check your car for an exhaust leak.. Carbon Monoxide can cause side effects in the brain..

RAH · May 18, 2004

so, where is the rest of the story, just like Scuba said, we want to hear about the fishy story

uke: , never mind, we don't :lol:

1.8tbeout · May 18, 2004

well, i purposely left out the rest of the story. it gets strange, i did have beer goggles on, but she was goggle proof. unbeleivably attractive. she came in the back because my boy was in the passenger side and we ended up meeting her later on that night. i didnt take advantage of her because she was 19 yrs old and shit faced and too many people saw her get in my car. thats asking for trouble :suspicio: but i will say around 3 a.m. she was on my lap driving my passat and i wouldnt even let my mom drive my passat never mind a total stranger, thats how hot she was. and my friend and i got a nice show all night, she wasnt wearing much clothes. here's the funny part

i saw her again and she drove past and yelled "you drive a passat BITCH!!!!" damn, someone must have told her. :lol: :lol:

DuttyB5nyc · May 18, 2004

hey... Tell that bitch to @#%$ off. I'd choose a passat over a M8 anyday ! :thumbup:

Altair 4 · May 18, 2004

i saw her again and she drove past and yelled "you drive a passat BITCH!!!!"

Bwahahahaha! That's great!!! :lol:

:lol:

kezho · May 18, 2004

:???: What about the VW emblem on the steering wheel?

JEM · May 18, 2004

Altair 4 said:
i saw her again and she drove past and yelled "you drive a passat BITCH!!!!"

Click to expand...

Bwahahahaha! That's great!!! :lol: :lol:

Bwahahahaha!

Paradigm · May 18, 2004

I'm surprised everyone here isn't complaining about the driving while "lit" with a girl on his lap :???: :???:

Post that you drove fast next to another car that is driving fast and the entire forum starts bleeding, but driving while lit is alright...

QueOnda · May 18, 2004

^^ But you can't help an alcoholic that doesn't want to be helped. They just don't listen.

Don't drink and drive!!!

Hey 1.8tbeout, Are you an alcoholic???? :suspicio:

1.8tbeout · May 18, 2004

more of a pothead :nervous:

kezho · May 19, 2004

Drugs are BAAAAD! Uhm-kay?

QueOnda · May 19, 2004

1.8tbeout said:
more of a pothead :nervous:

See, 1st stage of alchoholism is Denial. He is Denying he has a drinking problem :lol:

Curry · May 19, 2004

I enjoyed this one!!! :lol: :thumbup:

triptronic · May 19, 2004

:lol:
Funny story

D.Passat00 · May 19, 2004

:lol:

redb5sdca · May 19, 2004

1.8tbeout said:
more of a pothead :nervous:

:bow: :bow: alcaholics suck. I got nothing to say about weedaholic

Liquid_Smoke · May 19, 2004

" she drove past and yelled "you drive a passat BITCH!!!!" "

lol

thats the funniest ive heard all day,

triptronic · May 19, 2004

Liquid_Smoke said:
" she drove past and yelled "you drive a passat BITCH!!!!" "

lol

thats the funniest ive heard all day,

it is! :lol:

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