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10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, now!!!
5. Hmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits.
 

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Today a client sent me a check from "Blue Ball Bank" :crazy:

WTF? who would bank with at place called that
 

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RAWERW said:
Today a client sent me a check from "Blue Ball Bank" :crazy:

WTF? who would bank with at place called that
Residents of Blue Ball, PA, I imagine. I was 10 miles away from that town once and the sign lured me in. How could I not drive through Blue Ball?
 

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Actually heard this one from a girl that I worked with at a steakhouse many years ago. She was commenting on the tendency of customers to arrive in clusters.

"did you ever notice how people come in spurts?"
 

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Today at work clearing codes in a blonde chicks accord..

"I need to plug this into your slot.....can you turn it to the "on" position...? :crazy:
 

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too funny.



well the chick in my class said "can i use you at my appartment"
i said, "should i bring the condoms or do you have some."
she turned all red when everyone in class started to laugh.
hehe, she needed help assembling a unit for her tv.

man i had a laugh :lol:
 
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