Volkswagen Passat Forum banner

21 - 39 of 39 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,852 Posts
Are all future superbowls supposed to be held in domed stadiums? If so, that sucks. Is this a football game or just a cushy gathering of rich people? Make 'em play in the cold like regular season.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,396 Posts
rpaller said:
1) Two drumlines battle it out during the halftime show.
2) One or more top rated high school marching bands perform.
3) Same as two but collegiate
Yes! Or to go big-time, get some of the high-ranking drum and bugle corps to play. Now that's an experience. :thumbup:


And no, UH and SWT -- oops, I mean TSU or whatever they're called this week :lol: -- didn't cut it, they might as well not have been there. Drum line provided some additional percussion to the performances, but they were only on their own for 10 seconds at the most. I'm surprised, too, that they could find enough Bobcats that weren't hung over. :lol:
 

·
I got this user title because I'm old and special
Joined
·
8,552 Posts
If it is MTV produced, i am expecting a Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears full Lesbian action on stage followed by a threesome with Justin Timberlake. He is everywhere these days.

Honestly, I would like to see Metallica, Linkin Park, and Evanescense. Give a little of everything for everyone.
Metallica doing Blitzkreig, Linkin Park doing Numb, and Evanescense doing a calm song to show off Amy's unbelievable vocals.

Than they will all be on stage to play with the special guest band....VAN HALEN!!! And they will do "JUMP!" :D

No country, no rap, no R&B, good old Rock N Roll.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,721 Posts
If it is MTV produced, i am expecting a Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears full Lesbian action on stage followed by a threesome
now that's what I'm talking 'bout.... :lol: :lol: :cry: :lol:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,281 Posts
If it is MTV produced, i am expecting a Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears full Lesbian action on stage followed by a threesome
Pay-per-view half time event anyone? One up the Lingerie Bowl with this next year. After all, Britney's music career might be over by then and she will need to fall back on something...
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,407 Posts
OCTICK said:
If it is MTV produced, i am expecting a Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears full Lesbian action on stage followed by a threesome with Justin Timberlake. He is everywhere these days.

Honestly, I would like to see Metallica, Linkin Park, and Evanescense. Give a little of everything for everyone.
Metallica doing Blitzkreig, Linkin Park doing Numb, and Evanescense doing a calm song to show off Amy's unbelievable vocals.

Than they will all be on stage to play with the special guest band....VAN HALEN!!! And they will do "JUMP!" :D

No country, no rap, no R&B, good old Rock N Roll.
Now that is what Im talking about. Have Evanescense do "My Immortal" <<One of my fav's for Amy's voice.

Did I mention I would like Metallica to do a Summer Sanitarian 2, dropping Limp Bisket, and adding Evanescense

-Nick
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
7,568 Posts
If it is MTV produced, i am expecting a Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears full Lesbian action on stage followed by a threesome
I can hear it now...[seductive woman's voice]"Tune into this year's Super Bowl....only on Spice TV."[/SWV]
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,555 Posts
MTV put together a really weak Halftime Show. Maybe Viacom can coordinate with the NFL and have a concert which is shown on MTV. Some non-hit or played out hit artists didn't cut it this year. JayZ, Outkast, Kid Rock, and a few other quality acts. Even though I liked seeing that Janet Jackson is still Phat-2-Def, I would have enjoyed seeing Beyonce and the dancers break out with a booty shake. :shock:

Anyway I would like a Halftime Show with the P-Funk All Stars with Bootsy Collins, Ohio Players, Heatwave, and the Commodores w/ Lionel Ritchie. Sort of an old-school Funk Reunion.. No disco please!!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
884 Posts
1. Green Day performing "Geek Stink Breath"
2. George Carlin reciting the pledge of allegiance
3. Bakersfield High School Driller Marching Band performing "Okie from Muskogee"
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,105 Posts
How about make it the same length as the other football game halftimes and talk about football?

Or bring out two pee-wee teams onto the field and let them play for 15 minutes. Show the real coverage of the kids playing with the announcers doing that game, instant replay, etc...
 

·
My pornstar name came up "Jay the Snork."
Joined
·
5,611 Posts
i'd like to see stone temple pilots play Ty Cobb while 20 to 30 streakers run around on the the field , chased down and obliterated by both special teams units. you could throw a couple naked pop stars/actresses in the mix ( say all the jacksons, brittany, jessica, uma and especially justin timberlake-i'd make him keep trying until something broke) to make it more interesting. perhaps they could find has-beens desperate for 15 more seconds of fame volunteer to do it. the team that took out the most streakers could choose to kick off or recieve. :thumbup: or :thumbdow: ?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
457 Posts
Boris, you made my friggin night :thumbup: You got my whole street laughing with that one. :weirdo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
761 Posts
OK, how about this.

Have some kind of contest for fans at the game to compete in for big bucks.

Football skills competition, select a lucky 10 or 20 fans and make them pass, kick, and run the 40. Winner gets 250,000, down to 25,000 for last place. We'll get a good laugh and appreciate the real athletes when they come back out.
 
21 - 39 of 39 Posts
Top