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Lisa Simpson
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About 10 years ago, it was cool in the punk rock world for boys to wear skirts. They all listened to Shelter and so on and generally did not look too silly. I actually kind of liked it. :kinky emoticon:

I'm cooking dinner tonight (chicken marsala with tomato risotto and peas/carrots) and I get a good peep at my 3YO. He has his sweatshirt pulled down so the neck is on his waist and it looks like a skirt. I bust out laughing and he pulls up his tshirt and flashes me with his tummy. Punk rock boy makes his mommy and daddy very giggly for the rest of the evening. :weirdo:

So what dumb stuff have your little kids done lately?
 

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Well the kid I don't know about went and....oh wait...uh...jk. Sounds cool, makes you feel a bit older though eh? Everytime I see my nephew and niece do stuff I used to do it makes me feel old.
 

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Mine is just getting his legs under him and he gets in a funk every once in awhile when we put on some music. He'll start doing some fast knee bends and gets a big grin on his face and kinda cuts loose. Its fun to watch and egg him on. He'll be a hit when he gets drunk in college :nervous:

He's not even 12 months yet, but he plays catch. We can bounce a racquetball to him and he throws it back. March 5th and the first year is gone. I can't believe how fast it goes.

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What doesn't my 2 year old do that isn't funny? She makes me laugh continueously except when it is bed time. :nervous:

She loves to copy everything I do. The way I sit, stand, walk, and act. It is so funny. Her new kick is everything princess. An apron or towel makes her a princess. I honestly don't know where they pick up this stuff.

Oh, and if you put on any Metal music, she head bangs. :)
 

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Haha you said Shelter :D Ray of Today...

In the past few months I have played shows with two different bands with one fella in each who wore a kilt.

Eyes of Hate from Brooklyn (the fella with the skirt was actually Scottish) and he was a serious skirt wearer as opposed to...

Lance Branson of Trainwreck (www.twreck.tk from California, featuring Kyle Goss from Tenacious D) The keyboard player who wore his skirt proudly, but not seriously.
 

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I have it coming to me, I admit that I am a smart a$$. and my daughters have picked up some of it

here are some examples:

my 2yo

my wife and her were in the car and my wife looks through the mirror and sees her hands cover with paint:

Wife (trying o be upset): whats on you hands

daughter: my fingers, see here, here, here(pointing at fingers) :lol: :cry: :lol:

my 6yo

sitting at dinner and she was not eating her food, so we start getting mad and I tell her in a strong voice

me: eat your plate

daughter: but dad how can I eat me plate(in that nice smart ass voice)

the other one, in the mornign after she woke up

me: how did you sleep?

daughter: with my eyes closed :shock:
 

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Totally off topic, but I like to play Shelters "Mantra" to all these guys that are into nu-metal, and the responce is always the same:

"OMG, that kicked my ass, who WAS that?" :p
 

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Spanky McGee said:
Totally off topic, but I like to play Shelters "Mantra" to all these guys that are into nu-metal, and the responce is always the same:

"OMG, that kicked my ass, who WAS that?" :p
Follow it up with youth of today's "I have faith" off of the can't close my eys 7" so they can see the pre-post Krishna comparison.

Soory for perpetuating this tangent...I just have not thought about Shelter in few years...it makes me giggle.
 

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My daughter (3 years old) and I were having fun playing chase and I'm being 'the monster' who tickles....

Anyway, she turns around abrubtly and puts her hand up to me pointing and says,

You want a piece of me?
That was funny.
 

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:) The things children say that make us smile

My wife sent this to me. Sorry if it's been posted before. It made my day, just imagining my 8-year old saying these things!

Why We Love Children:

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b1tch to iron."

6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b1tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b1tch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b1tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh1t! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was,but mother says I'm not."

10. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

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This one was my favorite - "Holy Sh1t a talking chicken!" ROFLMAO :lol:

/karl
 

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when my oldest son was four,(i had been putting in hardwood floors in my house)i came home to find him banging on the floor with a plastic hammer saying "dammit" after every three or four swings. i asked him what he was doing and he told me he was working. when my daughter turned three ,i made her a toy chest, but made a mistake and glued up some of the joints backward. i quickly tried to get it apart but broke one of the tenons off in a mortise.i stamped off angrily saying shit shit shit shit. three days later i see her walking up the stairs saying in a happy sing songy voice shit shit shit as each foot hit the next stair.
 

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i forgot the funniest one.my wife was pregnant yet again , and my third child wanted to know if he had babies in his "pee-pee". he was only three years old,and so we were impressed/alarmed that he had somehow figured out the other biological use of his unit. we told him no, he did not have any babies in his pee-pee,to which he responded " then why does it have such a fat tummy?" (referring to his scrotum)apparently he thought his penis was pregnant. :lol:
 

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mfitz said:
i forgot the funniest one.my wife was pregnant yet again , and my third child wanted to know if he had babies in his "pee-pee". he was only three years old,and so we were impressed/alarmed that he had somehow figured out the other biological use of his unit. we told him no, he did not have any babies in his pee-pee,to which he responded " then why does it have such a fat tummy?" (referring to his scrotum)apparently he thought his penis was pregnant. :lol:

HAHAHAHA! Keep an eye on that boy! :suspicio:

/karl
 

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^^^ OMG, that is funny!

Our little one (with the skirt) did not enunciate very wellwhen he was very small and still doesn't. We heard him singing with his brother when they were 2&4 and kept hearing aaa-shit aaa-shit. So we investigated and discovered that this was ashes, ashes from ring-around-the-rosy.
 

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Enjoy them while you can. They will eventually turn into teenagers..It's pretty sad how it
works out for some people. So happy with their kids and they end up hating each other when
they are teens. I am happy to report I do not have that problem with mine (19+17yrs old).
I even had a dad with a 1yr old asking me about it. I guess he is already worried.
Paul.
 
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