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http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=37890

Recently the Jewish Legion decided to add pigs to its security program.

Yakutiel Ben-Yaacov, the leader of the Jewish Legion, learned about the British army's use of pigs during the 1936-1939 Arab revolt in Palestine. The British deployed pigs, known to have a highly developed sense of smell, enabling discovery of explosives and deterring Muslim zealots from infiltrations.

Though the pig is considered a defiled animal strictly forbidden in Jewish dietary laws, the Muslims forbid any contact with the animal. Any contact with the pig is punishable by denial of entry to paradise.
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According to recent reports, the Israeli government may soon place bags of lard on buses – a favorite target of suicide bombers. Many Muslims thus believe that a corpse smeared in pig remains disqualifies its owner from ascension to paradise, a goal of many Palestinian "martyrs."

touched a pig? no 77 virgins for you!; no matter HOW many infidels you kill ;)

I seriously think they have something there. the only way to deter (truly deter) is to fight in a way that even suiciders won't want to risk (ie, being denied entry into paradise/heaven). they don't care about dying here, but if they are prohibited from paradise, will they THEN be so motivated to blow themselves up?

very very interesting. fight fire with fire. finally something that scares them enough to think twice before killing for their cause.
 

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Potbellied Piggies make aliyah. :thumbup:

Piggies find truffles; they ought to be able to find semtex. Israel could also do aerial bursts of lard over Gaza ,Hebron, etc. as a preemptive strike. Maybe slip a little bacon into their falafel... :wink:
 

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we've been dropping BOMBS when in fact, we should have been dropping pig shite!

isn't it always the simplest solutions that are the most elusive?

and watch - now the price of porkbellies will go thru the roof when bush puts in an advance order for 30 megatons of frozen McSausage ;)
 

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I smell BACON!!!! :thumbup:
 

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crowd, in fear: "hey! what's that they're dropping on us??"

announcer: "its the other white meat. its for more than just dinner, y'know."

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new song, from Rapper Mordechi:


"uh huh ... can't touch this! can't touch this!!"

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priceless!

Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, said at a press briefing "This weapon marksa a major step in combating the cowardly actions of terror insurgents." Under Muslim law contact with any part of swine is viewed as unclean and will prevent those affected from entering paradise. Rumsfeld added "During the cold war we learned the advantages of mutually assured destruction. The L.A.R.D. levels the playing field with our Muslim radical opposition in this war."

"a madman got us into this, and its looking like only a madman can get us out"

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I love the smell of infidels cooking breakfast in the morning.
 
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