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get in the car. Put the car in Neutral and start the car while rolling down the drive way, slam it into drive and floor it. Then when he gets home in his newer( i would say 2004) turbo beetle fly up his driveway turn off the engine midway and throw it in park. Jump out and wave to me and then walk away like a thug.

On New years I got home at 2am and he was hitting on my mom in her driveway who was plastered with one of her friends.

One of my buddies with a Honda S2000 was over and saw him pull out and looked at me and said "WTF!!!" I told him he does that all of the time. He replies "not only that but his car sounds like crap."

He is mid 20s
 

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does he have the little flower in the holder too, but seriously its his car and if he wants to wreck the tranny than let him he'll pay for it in the end and you can laugh
 

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since he was hitting on your mom he was "pretending" something else too;)
 

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On New years I got home at 2am and he was hitting on my mom in her driveway who was plastered with one of her friends.

So how hot is your mom and her friend? Just thought I would ask what everyone was wondering.....
 

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you can't drive a beetle and walk around like a thug. it's just not the right car to tough-guy-walk out of.

and when he smiles and waves to you, just think about the money he will have to dish out in a couple months when his tranny shits the bed, then smile and wave back.
 

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Fixed this for you, your post should have read like this:

. . . get in the car. Put the car in Neutral and start the car while rolling down the drive way, wistfully forces it into drive and accelerates aggressively. Then when she gets home in her cute little beetle, she flies up her driveway turns off the engine midway and girlie throws it in park. Whisks out and waves to me as she slings her purse over shoulder and then sashays away like a thugette. The flower is dead in the vase and her purse totally didn't even match her shoes.

On New years I got home at 2am and she was trying to force my mom to give up her meatloaf recipe in her driveway who was plastered with one of her friends.

One of my buddies with a Honda S2000 was over and saw her pull out and looked at me and said "WTF!!!" I told him she does that all of the time. He replies "not only that but the flower is dead in the vase and the shoes totally don't match the purse, stupid bitch."

She is in her mid 20s.
 

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What?!? then it would not be a true story. ahahha

O and my mom, actually step-mom, is 48 and her friend is 48, 5'6" and her friend is about the same, not a milf type, either of them, he is shorter then them chunky and immature looking. So it was kinda funny. My dad was passed out in bed and would have just stood and laughed in this guys face.
 

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I know someone who thinks differently;



Yes, I know it's not a "newer (I would say 2004)" model....
i should have been more specific. you can't walk out of an automatic tranny new beetle with a thug walk. nuno's beetle was badass for sure, i had a friend who had a kawasaki green beetle, that thing was sweet even though it refused to go faster than 50mph.
 
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