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My "racing team" (consisting of me and my car :lol: ) needs a name. The only racing I do now is autocross, but I won't rule out eventually trying some track racing in 15 years when the last kid is out of the house. So far what is under consideration ranges from the obvious- "B5 Racing" to the more idiosyncratic "F.P.I.G. Racing" (FPIG= fastest passat in georgia :lol:). Other thoughts were/are PassatWorld Race Team (hey greek, are you interested in sponsoring a race team? and by "sponsoring" I mean allowing me to use your domain name without suing me :poke: ), Aloysius Racing (my middle name), Fitzgerald Racing (my last name:sleep:), "conecrusher racing", "skulldust racing" etc.

Suggestions need not be specific to Passats, autocrossing, or VWs, or me, but if they are, thats o.k. too :thumbup:.

"_____-Racing", "_______- RacingTeam", "______-Motorsports", and "Team-_____" , "Team-______-Motorsports", "Team- _____-Racing", (just fill in the blank with the name) are all acceptable variations, or any others you can think of.

What will I do with the final team name, you ask? The plan is to design and order a couple of custom tee-shirts for myself, and maybe for some of my kids, from some website I can't remember the name of right now (shazzle or dazzle or shizazzle.com or something:lol:)

Any suggestions are welcome, I can always ignore them if they suck:poke:

Edit: I would prefer not to use a name already in use somewhere.
 

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My pornstar name came up "Jay the Snork."
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"Mach Schnell Racing" I think that is German (even less sure of the spelling) for "go fast" or "go faster":lol:
 

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Team Grocery Getter

Daily Racer (i.e. Daily Driver)

But I do second the Cone Crushers Racing! That is hilarious. If you go with that name, you should have a logo with cones flying out of the way.
 

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Team YCSIYCBYCRYH

(You Can Sleep In Your Car But You Can't Race Your House)

That or Big <color> Boat Racing (when I had my C.Red B5, I called it the Big Red Boat)

How about Team 4DFS? (4-Door Family Sedan)

Team Skulldust would be just silly enough to work.
 

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I like FPIG, because it can also stand for Fat PIG...haha...since the Passat is a pig and all.

Its not a Jetta Motorsports is the funniest though.

Team Skullduster is pretty solid too...maybe even Team Sal29 and you could use the slogan, "My top speed is faster than a Corvette, so therefore I win"

um...You could do BS Motorsports or Team BS, and make it look like a 5, but sorta like an S, so its a B5, but also BS...haha...like those replica BBS wheels that have BB5 centercaps. Same concept.
 
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