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Zee German
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Time for you to learn some German:

Dick = Big (fat)
Dickmanns = Schokokuss (chocolate kiss), formerly known as "Negerkuss" (n*gger kiss), small waffle with "fluff" foam and a chocolate cover
Dicke Eier = Big Eggs
But "Dicke Eier" also means "big balls" or "blue balls"

And only the best graphic designer has the "grande cochones" to put a male rabbit with obviously blue balls on kids sweets! :lol:

Could be the same guy that worked for Maoam before:
 

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My intake has Emphysema
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SIMPLE TRUTHS



Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.



FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
 

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My intake has Emphysema
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This is such a sad story.
We grow up with such great hopes and dreams.
We face life everyday.
That includes you and me.
We try to look at everyone right in the eye.
That's why this is such a sad story!
 
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