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Perhaps an announcer at the end of their normal advertiseming spiel "0.9% financing for 60 months, no charge multipoint inspection, and hey... anything's gotta be better than driving a Dodge."


*camera cuts to shot of VW service center*

September service special, 20% off of all labor and parts!*






*30% gratuity automatically added to all service/parts to cover service writers yacht fund
 

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Wait, people actually cross-shop those two models?
 

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that would be badass if Volkswagen was making a Passat that would destroy a dodge. the commercial would take after the scene in the first fast and the furious when Brian rolls up to the Ferrari but its a dodge and the supra would be the Passat.

Passat rolls up to the light and turns to the charger owner.

Passat owner: "what's the retail on one of those?"
Charger owner: "more than you can afford pal..... Charger."

light turns green and they race vrrrrrooooooooom vvvvvrrrroooooommmm vrrrooooooommmm vroooommm

Passat wins and takes to gold. while the charger driver is in his car freaking out like a toddler not getting his way.
the chargers blonde mistress would get out of the car and then leave with the Passat owner too.
 
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