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This is an old one, but still funny:


Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was
drying off when he looked in the mirror and
noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning
white and might have to start working for a living,
he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink
it all. Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like bull shit!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
 

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F. Monger said:
Oh I love it!! :lol: :lol:

Al Sharpton, pay attention
:lol: :lol:

Al Sharpton got out of the shower and was
drying off when he looked in the mirror and
noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning
white and might have to start working for a living,
he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink
it all. Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like bull shit!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Al. You were a quart low."
 
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