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  1. For the love of God, Help Me Start this Car

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    :banghead: I am working on a friends car, 2005 With the 1.8 Turbo engine. I have a No Crank-NO Start condition. I have poured over the threads related to this and tried all I know. I have checked all the fuses, found several that were not blown, but no good. Replaced them all, Check every fuse...
  2. Mother of God, Justin Bieber has a Leopard Print Now

    Anything Auto
    Bloody hell? Time to trade in. Mother Of God, Justin Bieber Has A Leopard Print Audi R8 Now
  3. Oh God climacontrol problem again please help

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    My car is having heating problems still and I want you VW genius' help to fix it rather than get screwed by my dealer or local mechanic. For the past 4 months it doesn't blow heat - only once in a great while. And then not for long. Yes, I've searched the posts and also posted earlier but...
  4. God damn craiglist scammers.

    Anything Auto
    They always get me excited with their extremely low prices on high(er) valued cars. I saw this add listed for $1,700 and instantly clicked, only to see this.. VW Passat 4 Motion Wagon Probably listed in 27 other cities with the exact same add and email... Bottom line, I hate scammers. Steal...
  5. Holy God!

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    Passat B5 2000 1.8T P1425 Tank Vent valve short P1117 Bank 1 Sensor 2 Short P1435 Secondary Air relay Short P1421 Secondary Air Valve Short P1289 Turbo bypass valve short P1472 Evap LDP short P0102 MAF Circuit Low P1115 Bank 1, Sensor 1 Short P0134 Bank 1, Sensor 1, No activity P1114 Bank 1...
  6. sweet mother of god Audi S1

    Anything Auto
  7. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive

    Anything Auto
    Skyline! 1990 GTSt :bowdown: :rofl:
  8. Where on god's green earth can I fix this or buy this?

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    Hello guys I am in need of your help. My left passenger window got messed up I am now in the rebuilding phase, I have bought everything except the piece that goes behind the motor. It is the triangular piece that holds down the spinning piece that guides the wires up and down. I cant seem to...
  9. God hates me.....unstoppable p1137 cel

    B5 Garage
    Specs - 2000 passat 1.8T FWD ATW, 120k. A couple of months ago my vehicle threw 2 codes, a p1128 & p1137. I replaced all the vacuum hoses, my MAF, and nearly every pcv hose. I cleared both codes and the car runs great. This AM, the vehicle idled in my driveway for approximately 20...
  10. For the love of God, man; get the triple square

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    For any of you out there that are as stupid as me and think you can get by without a triple square when it's called for. This is one of the screws the holds the rear lock module to the door. One bolt came out with a 6mm allen, but this one didn't. Needless to say, I had to dremel slots in...
  11. Oh god help me I've only bought anther VW

    Anything Auto
    I must have some sort of infection. Sold my 24vv gti Saturday. :( Very sad to see it go. Today I saw a sweet 2007 Wolfsburg Jetta. Nice price low miles. So now i'm driving a chicks car :)
  12. 8 CEL Fault codes were found, MY GOD. need HELP

    B5 Garage
    On Saturday when I started my passat 2000 1.8, it went crazy: the car body shaken very badly which was caused by the engine ; lots of noise came from the engine and timing belt; the exhaust pipe seemed to be congested and was also noisy; the check engine light (CEL) kept flashing...:mad: In...
  13. Oh god! What have i done?

    Volkswagen Passat B6 Discussion
    Oh God! What have i done? Well, I took the 2-day old Passat in today for inspection at Firestone, and figured I'd do my initial oil change at once. Normally, I wouldn't do an oil change at Firestone, but for some reason, I did today. The firestone guy brings some oil in a plastic cup. I almost...
  14. Jim Bunning plays God

    The Black Hole
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/01/jim-bunning-impasse-puts_n_480445.html Please tell me why it's a good thing that over 2000 working Americans are suddenly told they will not be paid because of one senator? Why not just furlough 2000 of his own constituents?
  15. God Awful Day, Stupid Muffler Shop, Fixin Tomorrow

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Updating.. I went to a muffler shop today and got there at 11 am. I left at 6:15 pm with my new turbo back exhaust custom made.... I sat in the middle of a shop in another city for 7 hours!!!!! To get a jacked up exhaust... only cost me $200 though I'll post pics tomorrow...
  16. SAIP. For the love of god JUST WORK.

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    My pump is fine, and I'm pretty sure my combi-valve is good too. My next diagnosis is the N112 solenoid or vacuum hoses. On ETKA it shows the one end capped off, the other end going to that double house thingy. And the oddball end going to a T fitting with the hose's going some where I can't...
  17. Oh my god - My car looks like a shoe!

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    Since putting on the Votex kit my car has reminded me of something but I can never quite put my finger on what it is. Until now... Today I had two women I know tell me that it looks "cute" now. They said it looks like a sneaker! :icon_eek: God help me I think they're right... :(
  18. Oh god what did I do?

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    So I was taking out my passenger rear map light to check what bulb was in it (had to double check sylvania). So I pull it out and this is what i got: Well I don't think its broke. I just have no clue on how to put it back together and put it back in. Anybody else know how to do this? i just...
  19. Even God hates N.J.

    The Black Hole
    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Small-Earthquake-Rattles-Central-NJ--Again.html Someone better get out while they can!
  20. act of god :D

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    I was just cruisin down the highway when my CEL just went away...i've driven 65 miles since and it hasnt come back, i've pushed the car since and nothing yet so far *knock on wood* not sure what happend but yeah...NO CEL. wtffffffffff :D
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