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  1. funny animal video

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    Have a great laugh. If this doesn't make you smile nuthin will.!/video/video.php?v=1401139168205&comments
  2. Funny Noise

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    I have a funny noise coming from the front of my car whenever i step on brake or the car is in reverse. The Hood Latch Bracket that goes down to UD pulleys bends every time that i either put the car in reverse or step on the brake it bends and creates a scraping noise. is there a way to fix this...
  3. The old lady is making funny noises

    B5 Garage
    I woke up this morning to the sound of ear piercing noises from my car after I started her up. I figured it would be best to record the racket (sound is lower in video). It seems to be coming from the passenger side of the engine. The noise will stop...
  4. funny noise on b5.5

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    hey guys,i lower my car whit neuspeed lowersprings and stock shock's after i install this i listen a noise coming from a passenger syde front weel,. well i change a axel's both's sides,tie rods,rotors,but the funny noise is there.. let me know if this sound is normal on lowered cars,...thanks.
  5. pork and beans video... funny

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    this is from the same guys that went viral with their treadmill music video... I searched but didn't find it
  6. funny check engine light

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    So my CEL came on about a week and a half ago with a message saying "emission workshop". So I waited about 5 days and bought another diagnostic cable off ebay (my old one doesn't work anymore). So I started it up last night to go for a drive and the light didn't come on this time. I haven't...
  7. funny oil burning problem.

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    ok here we go. i have a 98 passat, 1.8t, AEB. got it with a bad turbo, replaced the turbo, (twice) the first time i started it up, and it smoked, so i thought the turbo was bad and got another, yeah just had to burn out some oil. opps. then i replaced the pvc valve, and the puck valve. along...
  8. Yeah the first post always leaves you walking a little funny

    New Member Introductions
    Whats up, I just got my first VW a couple weeks ago a 2007 Passat 2.0t. I love this car already. I always thought I would drive Mazdas for the rest of my days but this car struck a cord. Anyway I figured since I own a VW I should probably get off the MSP forum and come over here. So Hello...
  9. Funniest condom ad ever! NSFW

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    AIDES – “Graffiti” – TBWA\Paris Penis non grata…A lonely bathroom graffiti penis has a much better time once he’s wrapped up; and so will you.
  10. G20 Funny Moment

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    With all the chaos of the G20 in Toronto, this man had some other important issues on his mind... :rofl:
  11. Powersteering and brakes acting funny??

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    OK, This last week my car has started acting very funny and I don't know what the issue could be. Two weeks ago the car drove fine and I have touched the thing. Brakes feel very weak and the power steering is making funny noises on little turns too. No leaks and all levels of fuild fine...
  12. So I have a funny problem (rear wiper or washer jet)

    Volkswagen Passat B5 Discussion
    Hi all, I have a funny/interesting problem with my rear wiper. It is the washer jet is spraying along with my wiper arm... which mean as my wiper arm wipe across the rear window, the spray also spray along with it :icon_eek: anyone had that problem before? and if so, any how-to or DIY to...
  13. this is some funny stuff

    Volkswagen Passat B6 Discussion
    never saw this before i wonder if it even aired in the states? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  14. Funny Website

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  15. pretty funny video

    Anything Auto enjoy the lolz.
  16. Tool user guide: funny

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    Finally I found a users guide to all the tools I have been misusing over the years! Thanks to Harvey and the Ocean State Hotties for this one. (and the one above too) TOOLS!!! A very accurate description of common garage tools! If you've used these tools you know exactly what it is describing...
  17. Worst Funny Poetry

    Off-Topic Forum Read it. I actually laughed outloud the first time through.
  18. Replaced engine now transmission acting funny.

    B5 Garage
    I replaced the engine in my '99 Passat wagon and now the trans won't go into tip mode. The trans seems to shift fine and the car runs strong. It downshifts and upshifts fine, but again, won't go into Tip and the indicator just shows PRND432 in black outline and does not change when a gear is...
  19. NBC Late Night Shows Finally got Funny

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    :lol: Leno Slams NBC: "A Complete Disaster" (VIDEO) Conan Blasts NBC Over Tonight Show Shake Up (VIDEO)
  20. Kids are so funny

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    I wanted to share a cute and funny story about my daughter, Lily (5). My mom watches my girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, while my wife and I work. Mom is a procrastinator AND an avoider. Tuesday, before I leave work, she calls me, asking if I can pick up the girls at a Thrift Store that she's...