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  1. I do not like to smell my own farts 2.0

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    Hey guys, I thought id toss up another project im starting with my dad i thought i would post up another mini build thread deal. the car that is going under the wrench now is my dads 1965 Chevy nova. we took out the E30 and all of its parts so we can make room for the nova. we will be...
  2. i do not like to smell my own farts.

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    now that is out of the way i would like to share with you guys my bmw E30 project. im getting sick of the VW scene out here since a lot of they VW guys are butt munchers. my goal for this whole project is to start drifting and beat the living hell out of this car. if i get good enough and decide...
  3. bmw owners like to smell their own farts?

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    i was just browsing some threads on the m3 because i thought an e46 would make a cool weekend toy. and boy was i amazed at the ignorance and childishness of bmw owners on the m3 forum. just read thru this real quick and you will see what i mean. they talk so much smack about audi and vw and the...
  4. You bunch of old farts.....

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    ...including me.:cry:
  5. The dog farts too much so how do you make him stop!?

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    My roommate got a Boston Terrier this summer, and he's about 7 months old now. He's definetely one of the (shall I dare say) cutest dogs I've seen, and well behaved for the most part. EXCEPT, I've never seen a little 16 lbs animal produce such vile, wretched, repulsive, nose defying farts that...
  6. Don't mess with the old farts

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    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me...
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