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    Learn Your German Auto Phrases

    The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 meant that many cars will
    now be of German origin. To this end the following list of German
    motoring phrases that everyone with a german car should know:

    1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators
    2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood (Bonnet)
    3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
    4) Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch
    5) Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
    6) Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver
    7) Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car
    8) Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Windshield wipers
    9) Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt
    10) Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway Code
    11) Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
    12) Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
    13) Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck
    14) Der Bananwaltzen = Skid
    15) Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident



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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)


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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    You know, I had problems with the BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken because I tried to use the Flippenflappenschitspreader while messing with the Flippenflappenschitspreader. I was shocked when der Twatten mit Elplatz all of a sudden cut in front of me because he couldn't find das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken and after a long Bananwaltzen and caused a Fukkennearenschitzenselfen. So I undid my Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen and got out of the car. Low and behold the rental was a GM car. No wonder die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken didn't work; it didn't understand me.

    I think I mispelled something.

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (ajchenmph)

    Der Flippenflappenschitspreader

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (Rascal)

    Mein Turbochippen macht mein Motor explodieren!

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (Der Meister)

    I must still be jetlagged... I can't quit laughing!

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    Der Fukenboomin Makinmeindeifen = Subwoofer

    Funny stuff!

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (jwil)

    My favorite: Die Stossstange = The bumper

    The best part is that those 3 s's in a row are NOT a typo!

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    You made my day, good work!

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    Noisenblarren...Horn
    Leightsencasten...headlights
    Pissenwasser...windshield washers

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    Re: Learn Your German Auto Phrases (duandcc)

    May you assist in the unhooking of many frilly stoppemfromfloppins in your estate car.

    This thread should be locked soon.

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